packed into a suitcase and hat box. His men's clothing was lock-

ed into a metal locker.

"My car's out in back.

Trustfully he followed.

Come with me, Drusilla," she said.

"I've always had a special feeling

of affection for you TVs," she said. "You're going to try out now for a week as my mistress, then, if I like you at the end of that time, you're to become my, uh, wife." She was stroking his leg now and his bosom.

"Okay?"

He took her arm then. The two walked out together.

Put

yourself in his socks...

....AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY HE PREFERS YOUR NYLONS!

MICHAEL

BERRY

I CANT STAND HIS "KOOKIER-

THAN-THOU" ATTITUDE!!

BILL-

20.

LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, CLYDE, WHEN IT THE GIRL WE SPLIT THE BILL DON'T WA